Kids Candy Jokes

Check out our hilarious kids jokes and riddles below!   - If there's a picture, click it for the answer!  The Categories are: Candy Jokes Dog Jokes Animal Jokes Other Jokes Candy Jokes What is a leopard’s favorite candy?  Why was Mrs. Cookie so sad?  What do you call an infant that cries alot?  What did the Twizzler say to the Gobstopper? I don’t know!   What’s a southern farmer’s favorite treat? Cotton candy.   During show and tell, The Runts heard the Snickers from the back of the class.  They said "Be Quiet, Lemonheads!" From the back they heard, “Pez Who!”   What do you call a cow that can’t moo? A Milk Dud.   What did Mr. Applehead say when Mrs. Lemonhead asked if he liked chocolate? Does a Gummy Bear poop in the woods?   What do you call an Irish Lion? Big Red   What did Oh Henry say when he saw the Hot Tamale? Hubba Bubba   What did Mrs. Good and Plenty say when the Policeman pulled her from the water? You’re a life saver   What did the Mr. Clark say to the ditzy weather lady? You’re and Airhead!   What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars Bar? Going my Milky Way?   Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada whole Butterfinger for lunch! Knock Knock Who's there? Candy! Candy who? Candy doggie have some chocolate?   Who's there? Candice! Candice who? Candice get any better! Dog Jokes What bone will a dog never eat? A trombone.   What do you get when you cross a labrador with a Bulldog? A Blablador - It never stops barking!   What dogs make the best librarians? Hush puppies.   What do dogs like to put on after a long walk? Pants.   Why don't dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet!   What did the Dalmation say after a big meal? That hit the spots!   What kind of dog likes a long bath? A Shampoodle. Animal Jokes A horse walks into a bar.  The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"   What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.   What is the best thing to do if you find a hippo in your bed? Sleep somewhere else.   A grasshopper hops into a bar.  The bartender says, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!"  The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?"   A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?"  The bartender asks, "I don't know, what does he look like?"   Other Jokes Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She couldn't control her pupils.   What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? It's time to go to sweep.   What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook? Wet feet.   Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say Banana